Lawak Bola Sepak

Ada 26 orang gila, mereka mahu diuji kesihatan mentalnya di Amerika.

Mereka diangkut menggunakan pesawat Hercules yang besar!

Sewaktu di udara,orang- orang gila itu bising kerana bermain bola di dalam pesawat.
Si kapten marah dan menyuruh co-pilot untuk menenangkan mereka.

“Hoi! Bising la korang ni! Jangan main bola di dalam pesawat, bahaya!”,bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila.

Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-lama si kapten curiga kerana situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk periksa ke belakang.

Ketika co-pilot datang, dia terkejut setengah hidup! (setengah mati juga, sama aja kan ). Orang gilanya tinggal empat orang! “Hei, ! Kenapa tinggal berempat? Yang lain ke mana?”

“Abisnya tak boleh main bola di
dalam kapal. jadi mereka main bola di luar.”

“Hah?! tapi, kenapa korang ada di dalam?”

“Kan kami pemain simpanan….”
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English
There were 26 mental patients, they were to be taken to America to test their mental health.


They were transported with the large Hercules aircraft!


In the flight, the mental patients made a lot of noise playing football in the plane.
The captain was angry and asked his co-pilot to calm them down.


"Hoi! You guys are noisy! Don't play football in the plane, it's dangerous!", snapped the co-pilot.


Finally the situation calmed down. But after a while, the captain was suspicious as it was too quiet. He asked his co-pilot to check again.


When the co-pilot went there, he was shocked! Only four mental patients were left! "Hey! Why are there only four left? Where did the others go?"


"Well...we can't play football in the plane, so they went out to play"


"Huh?! But why are you guys inside?"


"You see, we are reserves..."













Kenapa masa perlawanan bolasepak adalah 45 minit, dan bukannya 30minit ataupun 1 jam (utk separuh masa)?

Saintis sukan dan pemain-pemain veteran juga tidak dapat memberikan jawapan yang tepat. Di dalam kemusykilan tersebut, ada seseorang yang memberikan jawapan yang boleh diterima.

Dia menjawab.... "Sebab mengapa bolasepak dimainkan dalam 45 minit ialah....

Terdapat 2 pasukan didalam setiap perlawanan dan ada 11 orang pemain disetiap pasukan. Setiap pemain mempunyai "2 biji bola" dan membawanya setiap masa semasa bermain didalam padang.

Jadi, jumlah kesemua bola untuk kedua-dua pasukan ialah 44 biji bola. Terdapat sebiji bolasepak yang digunakan didalam perlawanan. Oleh itu, jumlah keseluruhan ialah 45 minit.

Persoalan terjawab !!!

Tetapi, kadang-kadang ada masa tambahan selama 2 minit...itu adalah "bola referee"!
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English
Why football matches take 45minutes and not 30minutes or one hour (for half-time)?


Sport scientists and veteran players can't come up with an accurate answer either. However, some one has an acceptable answer.


He answered.. "The reason why football is played in 45minutes is because....


There are 2 teams in every game, and there are 11 players in each team. Each player has "2 balls" and brings them along each time they play on the field.


So the total of "balls" for both the teams is 44 "balls". There is a football in the match. So, the total is 45 minutes.


Question answered!


But, sometimes there are 2 minutes of extra time...that is the "referee's balls!"